This page is all about the time I clicked on a link to what I thought was a general Heavy Metal forum. So I registered and logged in with a user name called IH8BLACKMETAL. I started to argue with what I thought were real metalheads about how black metal is just the worst genre of all metal music and should be banned. I begin to realize that a whole slew of black metal losers with make up were getting very upset with me and started hexing me with their black magic spells. Come to find out, I was the ONLY metalhead at a Satanic Black Metal Forum! I pasted in the actual conversation with these Satanic Douchebags from this evil forum. CHECK IT OUT if you want a good laugh!

It starts off with my response from a dude who crapped all over how ridiculous these black metal guys look with their make-up.

"This is us" this dude says.....OOoooo, I'm so scared!

Does anyone know German?

I wrote "You guys are so damn funny......"

More German? And some scary images........Losers!

Now they want to know what is real metal and what bands I concider "real metal"......I won't tell.

As you can see, they want to KILL me in the name of Satan! Again, I'm real scared. Also they call me a TROLL for some reason.

After calling them out on their spelling, they were looking for Jonny & Mike for back-up......They are the site owners! Satan himself and Prince of Darkness! They were actually away that day when I was tooling with these guys.....Hahaha

I was just trying to explain how terrible black metal music is. I got an intelligent response!